I need a woman with a neurosis
to enjoy me and my psychosis
A hot under the collar pagophagiac
to enjoy this megalomaniac

I want a woman
with disorders psychogenic
I’d get a five for one deal
with a schizophrenic

I want a woman with an abnormality
A hump, wall-eye, or other malady
a hand like a claw
a third cup in her bra
vestigial tail I’d pursue with alacrity

Neurotic Nancy
She’s the one
I need a psychotic
to have some fun